Honey, I googled how to come from a massage. Why don't we give it a shot?

It doesn't matter if it's the third one or not, fuck me to a convulsive orgasm

You suck at Dota — I'm going to check you suck a dick

Blew the guy's mind on the first day of self-isolation, but at least she sucked

Didn't let me play The Witcher — took the keyboard and sat on top of it

You jerked me off, good for you, but I wanted to fuck, let me sit on your dick

Walks around the house without panties, then wonders about the sperm on her boobs

Almost blew me off on the first date, but the situation was saved by sex

Slutty wife invited her neighbor into the bedroom and took hold of his dick

Oh, something fell off your car... But you can fuck me

I got a guy with an awesome body to let me go to a rock concert

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

Called an ambulance and had a domestic coronavirus test

I don't have to cook for you, but I do give you on a schedule

Gave an old iPhone as a Christmas present and had to suck it up like a new one