Almost blew me off on the first date, but the situation was saved by sex

I got a guy with an awesome body to let me go to a rock concert

Called an ambulance and had a domestic coronavirus test

Finally my girlfriend woke up in a good mood

A real orgasm from busty Lolly Lips

Walks around the house without panties, then wonders about the sperm on her boobs

You jerked me off, good for you, but I wanted to fuck, let me sit on your dick

You can't say no to sex with a shape like that, so I always do

Didn't let me play The Witcher — took the keyboard and sat on top of it

"Jump on my dick, and then I'll help you with your quest in The Witcher."

Oh, something fell off your car... But you can fuck me

I fell for the fact that I can't fuck. He's gonna freak when I sit on his dick

You suck at Dota — I'm going to check you suck a dick

Don't bullshit, let's get laid and burn calories!

Honey, I googled how to come from a massage. Why don't we give it a shot?

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves