So, you got an orgasm on your dick, you're not going to blow your brains out now?

Sucking courses are good, but you need practice. Suck it, honey

Called an ambulance and had a domestic coronavirus test

Do you want coffee or my pussy? No, you can't have it all at once

Don't bullshit, let's get laid and burn calories!

Oh, something fell off your car... But you can fuck me

You jerked me off, good for you, but I wanted to fuck, let me sit on your dick

Didn't let me play The Witcher — took the keyboard and sat on top of it

I fell for the fact that I can't fuck. He's gonna freak when I sit on his dick

She didn't want to study music and seduced her tutor

Walks around the house without panties, then wonders about the sperm on her boobs

"Jump on my dick, and then I'll help you with your quest in The Witcher."

I got a guy with an awesome body to let me go to a rock concert

Honey, I googled how to come from a massage. Why don't we give it a shot?

You suck at Dota — I'm going to check you suck a dick

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves